honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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