I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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