thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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