How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
4 words: hood of his car
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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