No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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