There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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