im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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