If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
