Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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