She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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