Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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