that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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