He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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