What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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