You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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