worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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