Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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