when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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