Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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