that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My penis needs a shock collar
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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