I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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