We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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