At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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