This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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