Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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