She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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