Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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