And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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