And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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