Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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