Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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