ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
