doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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