: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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