She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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