FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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