omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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