Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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