we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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