Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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