It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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