Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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