relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Are my feet made of real feet?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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