He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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