garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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