Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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