I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i would punch a child for taco bell
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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