I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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