in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is it because I queefed?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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