last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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